Valentine’s Day is a day that I usually dread. I don’t have a girlfriend or wife, so I have to watch while all of the other happy couples go out on dates and have their romantic nights. I used to not think anything about it, but as time passed, my loneliness got the better of me. I saw an advertisement about an escort agency and came up with the idea of hiring one of the Las Vegas escort girls to spend the day with me on Valentine’s Day.

Since it was a date on the day of love, I got some nice candy and flowers for my date. I don’t know if people usually give candy and flowers to escorts, but I wanted to be nice, so I got her some. I had a special suit just for the occasion that was sitting in the closet, so I took it out and sent it to the dry cleaners to be freshened up. (more…)